Tonight when the girls and I were in the livingroom (they were doing homework (sort of) and I was working on my computer) McKenzie found some brain teasers and knock knock jokes. No, that was not part of her homework!
Q: What do you get when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: When you wake up, you rise and shine!
We got to laughing so hard, we were all crying!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Im-pasta!
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Q: What always goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age
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Q: What has a head, a foot, and four legs?
A: A bed
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Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. It has a mile between each S. :)
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Q: What do you call a guy who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
McKenzie had a whole list of them and we read them for about 20 minutes! It was even funnier when she read the joke wrong or forgot to read the punchline! :) We had such a good time!
In other news...
I am getting closer with my pictures. I am in 2013 photos now, I have finished with the 2012 photos. I have also finished two more games and uploaded them to share with the other parents.
Easter is Sunday!! I can't believe it is almost here! I knew it was going to be near the end of April, but since April JUST started, I knew it was still a long way away. But...nope! It is on Sunday. The girls were asking what we are doing this year and I think we are going to stay home and just not go anywhere or do anything. There is no soccer because of it being Easter (yeah!!) and I have sooo much I want to get done here at home. I am hoping for nice weather to get some outside work done, but I have lots of inside work to do if the weather is not nice. I will hide some eggs for the girls to find (I have tons!!) and we may pop over to see Alyssa and family if they are home, but I think not going anywhere sounds good!
Off to bed! Long day tomorrow.
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